Miley Cyrus Decorates Her House With Dildos

Miley Cyrus is about as real and open of a celebrity as you will find in the year 2021. In an interview with SiriusXM’s Barstool Sports show, the pop sensation revealed that her house is decorated with dildos. Miley views plastic ding-dongs as “sculptures”. “I like sex toys,” Miley stated, “I buy them for myself, but I end using them for interior design. Sex and interior design go actually hand in hand”.

Call me crazy, but something about a pink penis on the chesterfield doesn’t scream fashion to me, but what the hell do I know…I didn’t write “Party in the USA”. If Miley says plastic dicks are art, then they are art. It’s Miley’s plastic dick world. We’re all just living in it.

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